BEEFCAKE, #8
Well I'm older now, and I have an A.P.T. That's it.
(insert, "I'm a boring bastard" HERE)
Oh yea I made this site as well
AKA - Max, Retardo Montabon, Cracker Bastard, Mixer of the Drinks, Herbie
PRETTY PANDA, #7
No matter how many bio changes this line has remained,
and for good reason - master in the art of saying the most inappropriate shit.
AKA - NishDogg, Fat Bastard, Midget Lover, King Backer-Outer, and Joseph.
CAPN' AHAB-SPICE, #1
So he's got a house and a boat, and now he's married
We all know what's next...
AKA - Sir Drowns Alot, Capn' Bumwacker, Lawrence of Ahabia, And your royal Host of Graciousness
COOTIE, #13
Oh my goodness, this bio could be so funny,
but I would have to sacrafice my own life to amuse you guys,
and i don't think I'm ready to do that...
AKA - The Devil and SpellCheck. She has other nicknames, but she would kick my ass if I told yall...
LEGAL SPICE-AHAB, #28
Well hopefully she has washed her car by now. And to those who
vandilized her car with shaving cream and shoe polish your day will come...
AKA - Sporty Spice and Mrs. Lawrence of Ahabia
BUDDY HOLLY, #23
Yep, he still comes out, drinks a lot of crazy stuff,
and lives to tell about it.
AKA - One Man Band and Drinking Machine.
HOUSE SMURF, #3
All that saving bohmania aside, he has now moved into the "I own a house" realm. I think
he thought the Cap'n was getting lonely being to only guy to have a house.
AKA - SukroD, FaTKiD, Dictator Smurf, Bohmania Savior, and TP mummie
SCAMANGI, #420
At last check Mr. Wendel was lost in Baltimore trying to find Paper Moon Cafe.
AKA - Monster, Poker King, and Wendel.
DR. A, #69
We have Dr. A and her digital camera to thank for the new pics.
All together now, "THANK YOU DR. A!"
AKA - Grammar corrector and Team Natty Boh's future Doctor.
KATO, #77
This MoFo right here is trying to take Mr. Holly's "drinking machine" title.
AKA - Accessory to the attempted killing of
Lawrence of Ahabia, see cause he picked the liquids I mixed for the
Ectoplasm and Fucked-Up-Shit.
REAL WORLD, #XXX
All of a sudden she's back on the scene, and starting
shiznit by impersonating Cootie
AKA - Fire Starter
LL Cool E, #20
Brother to the famed Cap'n Ahab and Buddy Holly. Ladies Love him,
just ask the fourteen year olds who tried to pick him up at the falls.
AKA - he no have nickname yet
RAMBO, #IV
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Panda, Cap'n, and Rambo walk into a bar. The Panda sits near the back munching on some bambo.
The Cap'n resides near the restroom admiring the old ship pictures on the walls. And Rambo
goes over to the computer and starts to email everyone about how his bio on this page isn't
colorful enough, you want color Rambo here you go! Blue, Red, Yellow, Green, Purple,
Orange, you get the point.
AKA - Fw:, Back on the Scene, Krispy and Clean
PUKEBOY, #p
At last check, Dr. Pukeboy has made it to Michigan,
where he will begin to bash Baltimore as one of the lamest places
on the east coast, and also claim that "Michigan rules!" It rules
just like Minnesota right Dr.Acid? Oh but he came back and represented for new years, just like old times...
AKA - Mr. Valedictorian, see some of us are smart.
HIPOLITIC, #32
Not so Recent addition to the list, let's just say he drank the boh,
and his life will never be the same.
AKA - Bush Lover, no not that,
the president you sick bastards...
-- MIA LIST --
FLASHDANCE, #2triple0
Let's just say that if you want to get your ass wooped she's the one who will oblige.
AKA - SHE RA, Casebringer, and Liz 3:16.
CRASH, #2
Brother to BEEFCAKE. Another guilt by association member.
But hey, he brought two free 30 packs to Bohmania 1 thus earning his place on the team.
AKA - LAMBCHOP
ZULU, #10
No where to be seen.
AKA - Bathtub
SMURFETTE, #16
La La LaLaLaLA la la la lalaaaa
LUCKY CHARMS, #15
La La La LaLaLA la la la lalaaaa
GODZILLA, #14
La La La LaLaLA la la la laRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
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