** What you are about to read may very well be the most
grammatically incorrect and mispelled piece of writing ever. **
OK, I have no idea why I made this page. Well actually I do. It has been
mentioned on more than one occasion that this site needed a history of TNB,
or even a history of Natty Boh. A history of TNB doesn't seem like a hard
thing to do (Didn't we do that once a week back in the day?). So
here it goes.
The actual start of TNB has been debated over and over again. We do know it started in 1999. Yes, there were indications that TNB was in full effect some time in 1998, but we weren't organized. In '98 we were a couple guys drinking natty boh because it was cheap. I'm rambling, focus man, focus.
To be a part of TNB a couple of things had to occur:
1. You had to drink the BOH.
2. You needed a nickname.
3. After drinking you would wash out your can, and stack it on our wall.
So that's how things went, we had parties, people would drink, you'd get a nickname, and you'd wash out your can. (In most cases people just left their cans all over the apartment, those people were never true TNB members.) Somehow I was in charge of giving the nicknames. It was a semi-easy task. If you came to a party with an abundance of blue eye shadow on, your name was Smurfette. If you talked shit about never throwing up due to alcohol, and one time came out of the bathroom after throwing up looking all green and stuff, your name was Godzilla...
Now to cover every aspect of TNB would take forever, but I'm sure many people will always remember these events:
That time Pukeboy covered three levels of steps at Wicomico with puke.
The birthday of the NishDawg
"I have a boat!"
"you mean I'm gonna gain ten pounds?"
"oh the navel academy, that's right above the vagina academy"
Twig Rapist!
"so i hear you like me"
That night Kato, Zulu, Beefcake, Cap'n Ahab and NishDawg went to taco bell during a party and returned to find Cootie and Dr. A. taking turns puking their guts up.
That time Rambo almost killed Zulu, and wasn't this also the first time we noticed the captain's ability to be double fisted?
That time Beefcake cryed like a little baby when Dr. A. and Cootie stole his tv (start of the TP war)
The end of the TP war
Champs
Room "D" aka Smurf Village
Bohmania I and the saving of Bohmania the preceded it
Removal of the first Wall
Buddy Holly walking around with his jar of Corn Whiskey
The champagne of beers night
Special Drinks and the near death experiences Ahab had with them
That time Scamangi passed out at Bohmania II, and Rambo tryed to break into his room to see if he was alright
The night Beefcake became Max, and also the night Max meet Potcheen
Oh there's plenty more, but this is all I could think of. You get the point, TNB was fun and still is in a lot of ways. Of course we're all older now, and maybe not as likely to drink till we puke, but I think most of us look fondly back at the TNB days, with a tear in our eye everytime we drink a BOH.
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