This is a body and image based website created for an Art on the Internet class. The site is designed to mimic websites pandering to the hip teen MTV audience.

I really did weigh 312 pounds. I really did lose 120 pounds. There really isn't a Santa Clause. Sorry.

I made this site as a way of coping with my girlie body image issues and to get out some aggression on whiny fat people. Since losing the weight, I have nothing but malice for crying chubbies.

I didn't use any of these methods to lose weight, but I tell people I did because I'm a cockass. I've also told people I have the AIDS, cancer, and a fierce addiction to black tar heroin.