2D animation was created in the 80's as a method
of visually representing what it would be like
if giant robots could turn themselves into cars
and planes and then fight each other. Not much
happened in the field until a few years ago,
when a brilliant Japanese man realized he could
use the medium to represent what it would be
like for a school girl to have sex with a demon
octopus with wangs for tentacles.
3D animation and computer graphics have
brought so much to film. Without these amazing
technologies, Jar-Jar would just be a guy in black-face,
and I'd be a selling my body out on the cold streets
of Baltimore.
Digital Cinema was invented by gnomes
working for Hitler. It is now a tool of the
Great Satan. These are just some of the reasons
why my movies suck so hard.
