As you may have noticed, I either have an impressive love for doodling or broken image links. One time when I was little, I drew my dining room table with 37 legs. Maybe I was too lazy to walk into the other room and count to four. Maybe my parents have a fucking awesome table.

If I've learned anything at UMBC, it's that computers are delightful and will one day replace everything, including me, ribbed condoms, and religion. In the mean time, I use the awesome power of computer graphics to do poorly in ten minutes what I could do poorly in 5 days in a dark room.