Windows '95 Jokes

This IQ test will only work on PC.

Steps:

1. Press the Ctrl key and hold it down
2. Press the Alt key and hold it down
3. Press the Del key and hold it down
4. Let all three keys go.
5. Now you should have get a screen letting you know how smart you are..

- I still remember the first time i used windows '95,
but i'm tring to forget.

-What's the difference between windows '95 and highly destructive
unstoppable virus ?
About 90 Megs of hard Disk space

-Why did Bill Gates invent Windows '95?
To make windows 3.11 look acceptable and reliable

-Why was the original name for Windows '95, Chicago?
To fool people into believing mICRO sOFT had invented a new operating
system.

-Why did they change the name to Windows '95?
No one was fooled.

-What's the difference between Windows '95 and Windows 3.11?
91.89

-How do you know Windows is S***?
Macs have been operating on it for years.

- Some new desicion buttons for New York (which will be renamed
Windows '96)

(1) CLOSE OR IGNORE and PRAY
(2) FAIL OR ABORT OR DESTROY WINDOWS
(3) EXIT WINDOWS OR CRASH WINDOWS

- Windows '96 will also have artificial intelligence

(1) Unable to FORMAT A: Having a go at C:
(2) Can't Compress Hard Drive but don't worry I'll delete all
files over size 50,000 that'll give you some space
(3) Your windows has not crashed

Other Jokes Can Be Obtained By Purchasing:

Windows
Windows 2.x
Windows 3.x
Windows '95
All Windows Applications

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