/*Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):*/

#include "nonsense.h"
#include "lies.h"
#include "spyware.h" /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include "process.h" /* For the court of law */

#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year_soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship_another_beta_version

void main(){
  if (latest_window_version>one_month_old){
    if(there_are_still_bugs)
        market(bugfix);
      if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
        raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);
  }

  while(everyone_chats_about_new_version){
      make_false_promise(it_will_multitasking); /*standard call in lie.h*/
      if(rumours_grow_wilder)
        make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_'n_play);
      if(rumours_grow_even_wilder){
        market_time=3Dripe;
        say("It will be ready in one month);
        order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
        order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
        order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
      vapourware=3DTRUE;
      break;
      }
  }
}