Hi! This document is maintained as a historical curiosity. Go to matuszek.net.


Hi, I'm Steve Matuszek and you're a procedurally generated kiwi fruit. Perhaps you would prefer to know less about my alleged personal life and more about my research, my art or the courses I TA.
Here's my résumé. Please offer me money. My .plan
As long as you are here you should visit the dem BEASTS pages. They are the pages that I have put the most work into, because they are personal pages about some of my friends here at college.
dem BEASTS
Like the rest of the Web, I prefer slick presentation to actual content. Nonetheless, here is the Great Valley High School E-Mail Addresses Page. Also, if you have the game Creatures for the Macintosh, allow me to show you my tricks for importing Norns. My best friend, Danielle, and son, Isaac
I can't explain in words how relaxing it is to play with my ColorPlay applet.

Steve Matuszek / UMBC / smatus1@gl.umbc.edu
Last major update March 12, 1999. Last minor update March 3, 2003.
Expect broken links. It happens, man.