Scorching

lap dancing

I apologized to your friend.

Are you a novelist or a poet?

I say everything.

Bean pipe?

knocking a skullpin off

you say on top of the square

you had on a red coat

hungry beast

Me:

Mustang Convertible

Flirting Safari

black cow patterned shirt

you are the bubba!

You: flotsam,

sound,

frequent,

up,

whirl,

headed,

key,

fold,

twister,

lens.

I waited too long.

Last seen running with knee highs

You took me from lunch

No longer aloof

looking for soul

Me: trying to sleep on the bus bench,

You: tripping over your purse,

Can I have a dollar?

"HOT MOMMA"

you gave me the bird.

GYMNAST FOR CRAIG

Put my number on your hand

I'm 401

and attractive wealthy gentleman

new hair color

Do you want to race sometime?

Baseball hat

poured drink in my face

...coffee?

You'll be reimbursed!

BOO

but I wish we hadn't

in front of the jukebox

I'll drown, like Morrissey!

blue Neon

Smiley.

You: splotchy.

the butt-head I've become

childish

you commented on

Lizzie


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