In case you're braindead, or you've been living under a rock for the past 6 months, you've probably heard that the creators of South Park wanted to put all the episodes of their glorious show online. FOR FREE.

Well, they've done it. Every single episode of South Park, streaming on your computer, completely 100% free.

Click southparkstudios.com

Some of you already know, some of you don't: I'm dieting. It's a dreadfully simple diet, and after 1 month, and 19 days, I've lost somewhere around 15 pounds (today, I weighed in 17 pounds under my starting goal, but that weight fluctuates a lot). I'll try to post periodic updates here from time to time from here on in, and you can always check back on this page to see my progress (the badge at the top will show my daily weight, as well as my weekly trend information). That's pretty much it.